ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

I’m cooking a sirloin roast for my dad and I’m pretty sure the kitchen will end up more roasted than the meat.

cumberbitchsandwich:

superwholocked221b:

theoriginalirregulars:

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ANDERSON’S REACTION WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHERLOCK ISN’T DEAD.

ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR

acousticbrainwaves:

This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.